Recently back from a two week vacation to the beautiful country of Kenya with Amanda, Stephen Graver lived the dream of going to Africa into the vast wilderness to experience the exquisite scenery and stunning creatures in the bush. Most people think holidays involve sitting by a swimming pool in bikinis and swim shorts (or if you are The Hof, bright red skimpies of which I hope you don’t), wining and dining in luxury resorts, eating local dishes and listening to the country’s music. Well, this blows all that garbage out the water because in the massive Kenyan bush lies Tassia Lodge, for the adventurer in search of that hidden and unspoiled Africa.
Tassia Lodge is perched on the edge of a rocky bluff giving breathtaking views of the flat planes and Blood Mountain standing proud, the highest point in sight, makes for some extraordinary sunsets. Run by Martin, a fourth generation white Kenyan with a massive knowledge of the animals and wildlife, as well as carrying one of the biggest rifles you have ever seen – you’d want him if lost in the wilderness! His partner Antonia is of English decent, an excellent cook and moved over to Kenya to be with Martin to run Tassia Lodge. Both excellent hosts and down to earth people.
This is not a safari experience, trapped in a vehicle looking at wildlife unthreatened by the sound of an old diesel engine. The walks are gentle but keep your wits about you. Anything could happen. The trails are dangerous and round the corner could be a group of elephants. The wildlife is wild and camera shy, hence the large gun in tow. Led by Martin and Massai guides who know the planes like the back of their hands, you are always in safe hands. The most notable of guides is the Honey Guide bird, which will call out to you and when replied to fly to another tree beckoning you to follow. It will lead you to a beehive, and if you’re lucky the Massai guide will smoke the bees out and retrieve the fresh liquid honey, not the usual stuff put on your toast. The deal is the bird gets some of the honey afterwards. The bird also works in conjunction with the Honey Badger which climbs the tree and attacks the hive retrieving the honey for the both of them. Extraordinary animal communications in such a barren wilderness.
If you fancy getting in the saddle then there are two options – horse back and motorbikes. Stephen, being a terrible horse rider was banned by Amanda from spoiling her riding, took the high octane, wheelie prone, KTM adventure off roaders into the bush with family friend Huw and Martin. No roads here, just harsh terrain and empty river beds. This is serious hardcore riding.
After a long day in the bush and many G&T’s, retreat to the lodge for some rest and watch the sun set. Open plan living areas and open rooms where any animal could walk in! Don’t worry, there are guards on operation so don’t expect to wake up playing tongue hockey with a leopard, it’s totally safe. And get used to not putting make-up on and blow drying your hair. Electricity is non existent…well let’s say minimal here.
You can forget those fancy restaurants, the sandy beaches and the swimming pools. This is not a holiday; this is an experience to write home about. There will be emotion; there will be fear, but the feeling of self actualisation. You will not want to return to the hustle and bustle of England that is for sure. Well Stephen did, or rather had to, or we’d have no jobs!
Visit the website for more details. Go on, get out there and experience Africa!